Like Drinking from a Fire Hose

I just went to a conference and now have a whole binder of ideas, strategies and things I need to do. How many lifetimes will it take me to do everything in there?

Great question!

One of the challenges of being a human these days is that there is so much information, so many strategies, and so many people talking at you, telling you what it’s possible for you and your business. There’s so much volume that trying to make sense of all is like drinking from a fire hose.

It’s enough to make you crazy. But before you start to hyperventilate and go to the crazy-place, the good news:

Dixie cups.

Yep, instead of drinking from a firehose, you can instead sip strategies from those paper cups made famous by lemonade stands of little kids across the country.

What’s cool about conferences is that you get exposure to all kinds of ideas and strategies and messages and people and case studies about how your business could be. You get to see where other folks are, what other folks need, how they talk about what they do, and how they react when you talk about your latest program.

But make no mistake: your job isn’t to do EVERYTHING and be EVERYBODY and know EVERYTHING that’s mentioned at a conference. It’s just to implement a few things really, really well.

For most of us, there’s no need to break into the fire hydrant and bring out the fire trucks to quench your thirst for marketing and business-growing info. Isn’t that a relief?

Not convinced? This might change your mind:

  1. Not all strategies are appropriate for the stage of business you’re in. I’ve had business owners ask me to write a sales letter for a passive income product before they had a full roster of clients or a regular newsletter their list expects (and is happy to buy from). You need foundations like a clear, well-branded, and well-organized website, pink spoon report to get people to opt-in to your list and newsletter in place before you “build out” your online marketing.
  2. Distraction is the stepmother of being broke. You must put your attention on what my mentor Monica Shah calls “revenue-generating activities.” You’re in business, after all! Learning is good, but don’t learn more than you can “ground” and put into practice to increase your revenue (or freedom). Which one Dixie Cup-sized RGA did you learn–like asking 4 people a day for first sessions with you at the beginning of your day—that you can start doing right now?
  3. In the land of small business entrepreneurs, there’s a lot of focus on fast, rich, and easy. But is that really your business? Sometimes we can get swept away with the prevailing marketing hype and lose sight of the fact that, like Rome, sustainable and integrity-rich businesses aren’t built overnight. Relationships, real value, and discernment still win out over the long haul. Sure, fast food exists, but there is also a slow food movement, too.

Got any favorite Dixie Cup-sized actions you take after a conference that you’d like to share? I’d love to hear from you in the comments section! As a bonus I’ll send everyone who posts a copy of Orange Guide No. 7: Conference-Going for Introverts Who Love People (But Need to Get Away From Them, Too). Mighty thanks to striatic’s flickr photostream for the photo.

Stella Orange is a copywriter who helps people put their work into words. For eight years, she wrote email campaigns that resulted in more than a million dollars in sales for her clients. In that time, Stella also taught popular marketing writing workshops to business owners on both sides of the Atlantic -- and a few in Australia and New Zealand. In 2017, Stella cofounded a creative and consulting shop offering a complete and slightly unorthodox line of business advising and marketing services. She continues to write copy and advise clients on customer delight, how to resonate with more sophisticated, discerning clientele in your marketing, and just who, exactly, your ideal clients are. Stella is the founder of Show Up And Write, a weekly writing group and writes a letter every two weeks or so (here’s the sign-up). She lives with the Philosopher and their two kiddos in Buffalo, New York, a fifteen-minute bike ride to the Canadian border.

5 Comments


  1. Stephanie McWilliams

    As usual, your postings are SHEER GENINUS!

    My favorite thing to do after a whirlwind conference is to jot down the three most gut-wrenchingly powerful/obvious/must-do insights and write them in bold, bold letters on a piece of paper. I try to stay focused on implementing those first (because I know the rest of the insights will fade on their own regardless of what I do). I’m not consistently great a this (yet), but all these fab reminders like the article above help keep me sane for the onslaught of overwhelming info out there.

    And hallalujah that there are more introverted business owners out there besides me — shout out to my fellow “Innies”!!!

    Side note: I saw a FAB movie premiere this week of Morgan Spurlock’s new movie along these same lines – the overload of info and advertising out there: “The Greatest Movie Ever Sold!” — I highly recommend.

  2. Janet Valette

    Well, don’t laugh, but my favorite strategy after a conference is to take a nap. Seriously. I set the intention to tap into higher wisdom during the nap time & wake up refreshed with the perfect “knowing” as to where I can direct my attention for best results. Works like a charm for me.

  3. Marcia

    But what if I’m an extrovert? 🙂 Great post, and one I’m continually trying to put into practice. Focus, focus, focus!

  4. Marta Costa

    I’m not laughing Janet. That’s exactly what I had to do. I too was at a conference this weekend and as it rolled to an end I went straight to my room and had a nice nap.

    Afterward I was able to share a meal with a fellow attendee and friend and review some of our a-ha’s and take-aways from the event.

    So glad to know that I can consider that nap a ‘strategic’ move!

  5. Asia Fregoe

    Very informative post, I just like the way you write out this post.
    Just bookmarked your blog and will visit at least once a week.
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